me off to the country upstate? bugs especially scary mosquitos and fresh air? thank god for tito's!
we are off to a town which rhymes with bareback. of course the gays rejoice!
what? we are eating at gigi's? when did gigi guerra open a restaurant?
what? when did farmer start pickling vegetables? life sure is queer upstate.
"is this citarella?" "bitches, does this look like citarella?" "wait, i'm confused, so this is not citarella?"