Tuesday, December 1, 2009

12.01.09: details/piaget

december, boom! off to see good looking people of details and watch piaget.

"mattress, keep bobby away from my slut sister! she's like silent fart/homo wrecker."

who's the prettiest rice in the room! mary or prabal? i'm slightly biased because prabalina's my sister. but mary is smoking hot!

no, they are not drinking. they are holding my drinks for me. kind ladies.

omg, shaun is like half rice mr. rogers. "would you be my neighbor and make kimchee together?"

i almost wore that same outfit! dudes love school girl chic with no panties though. that's hot! (that is/i'm just so wrong!)

all i want for christmas is that orange scarf and that hot dude. thank you santa, i've been a good girl.

"yo yo, wanna be my prison bitch?" moist!

but of course, because the look didn't work without those handsome coats.

what? what does mary got i don't? i'm puckering my lips now like a 2 dollar hooker, but today's free!

i was seducing him all night to realize i overlooked my rule number 1: he got wedding ring. i'm not that kind of homo!

fancy pants! they are designers.

she's totally avoiding eye contact. she learned it from oprah how to avoid conversation with drunk people.

fabulous kristian and his skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiny lady friend. skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiny! did i mention skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiny? i'm jealous.

who are you? my future husband in green sweater, send me a message please. dear santa, this one is it too. (i'm giving you options this year)

"really? you can never pull off gorgeous sequin trousers like i can."

say what? elvis costello was there with my sister antonio?

they are way famous olympic medalist fencers. they can poke me anytime.

my favorites...they make me feel pretty like first day of hanukkah.

"robert don't look. but there's this scary drunk asian guy who is staring at me all night. i think he's either trying to seduce me or wants to eat me."

it's her new pose. she's trying to give seduction but i think she looks like she's yawning/ready for bed. we old bitches...we require disco naps.

moist! sea urchin pasta!

haidee is always with hot men! i'm going to follow her, which is entirely different than "stalking", everywhere. maybe one of them will stick to this rice.

you know nothing turns me on more than breadstick!

i ate more at grandma's. my stomach is the new black hole.

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