omg... omg... omg. just cook me like that fish! batter me up buttercup!
"hanuk, you sexting me while mike is right in front of me is awkward. he can see that i'm clearly getting a boner."
"hanuk, do that ping pong trick now!"
if you looked at this picture, you owe me a drink! my blood pressure! my nose is bleeding!
rule #875, do not have crush on a man who's dating someone. rule #98, do not have crushes on straight boys. rule #99, who are you kidding with, delete rule #98. but please note rule #1, unless his name is jack.
it's last supper! mama brian's jesus?
jazz fingers! and wet!
don't you judge my sister! we're old and we need a disco nap!
is dima using something called "compact disc?"
"i got a boner!" boink! (obviously my fagstrogen level was high tonight.)
"do you smell chanel number 5? i think hanuk cut the cheese again."
"hmm.... this ain't so bad. wait, hanuk's not a chick?"
"no she didn't! she tried to what to what?"
most adorable claire yet cluelessly lusting after a homo?
"no lip kiss for you! you lady imposter!" "but i farted chanel for you!"
this guy was like a giant rice.
around 2am i ran to apple store to get snow leopard!
and peed a little because i got too excited. what? i'm a cocker spaniel?
thank you jack for delicious homo-cooked (wishful thinking... i'm 'secreting' it!) dinner and handsome surprises! marry me and don't forget our 2 year anniversary is coming up!
gaby's mymu espadrilles are divine like fresh, hot and delicious boys on ues! my sister victor and i are moving to ues.
the colors are edible eye candy like summer clouds in paris! you must buy at least 2 pairs of gaby's mymu espadrilles because flip flops are just a flop in summer!
anything comes in turquoise doesn't have calories.
see, joanne is skiiiiiiiiiiiny! no calories in turquoise! oh gaby, we just love her!
we are obsessed not only david's delicious work place but megan who drove straight in in a porsche. she drives stick! stick!
vanessa! omg is vanessa and david married? they are both lawrences. i'll cut her, david's mine!
sometimes something that looks so beautiful like this purple thing smells like the bathroom floor at the cock. don't you judge me, i lost my contact there once.
she doesn't know it but i'm going to marry david. and not because her fridge is packed with vodka. wait, where's my sister? if she didn't wear bright clothes, megan would have ran her over with her porsche.
good night uesiders!
do you blame the sisters?!! he's hot and mormon! he can marry all the sisters. wait, is polygamy mormon? i should watch "big love" more often.
if he was 20 pounds heavier, i would be on to him like fly to fresh poo poo. delicious!