Monday, September 28, 2009

09.28.09: missla

missla cooks gourmet! to top it off, she even made raspberry sorbet from scratch.

"hanuk, i made special ice for your vodka rocks."

hungry kids go in the corner.

thank god she was laughing. otherwise a bicycletta might have ran her over.

"hmm.... i'm going to eat more pâté."

"god, i'm a goddess with the new haircut!"

delicious! i'll take chicken over pigeon any day.

ladies catching up.

was bc doing crunches?

that's a wedding kimono.

"good, hanuk is sitting opposite from us. so she'll take our pictures and don't bore us with the same old stories from the 90's."

"i have to leave. i prefer pigeon over chicken."

mouth wetting!

"where she goin'?

grandma's new do!

made from scratch raspberry sorbet cold turkey-ed any desire for future sex related events.

"yay, we don't have to hear anymore about hanuk's sex conquests!"

"do we really believe her? once a whore never a virgin queen." thank you missla for delicious time!

Saturday, September 26, 2009

09.26.09: ari seth

whole day spent with matthew edelstein. fun! manhattan to brooklyn to ari seth's birthday. happy birthday ari seth (even though we are not even facebook friends)!

"hanuk, why are these two smiling gays standing next to me. do something about this situation."

gasp, matthew eats asian!

it's givenchy or balmain. very chic.

happy birthday ari seth! just pretend that other asian betty is me.

"date, why you eyeing the blond boy like koreans to kimchee?"

who are you? send me a message please.

"oh my god! i almost wore your hoodie too!"

they are the cool kids.

what do you call a mexican between 2 asians?

"look! i ate my dinner. i'm skiiiiiiiiiiiiny."

prabal is feeling beyonce, i think.

"hmm.... if they start voguing, i have to go home."

emma and jeff are not convinced.

happy birthday ari seth! wish you had a wonderful birthgay!

Friday, September 25, 2009

09.25.09: wharton hotties

what? 2 business (?) meetings in one day and i didn't even take a power nap?

wharton hotties! take me to rubik's cube party!

samantha in action.

"sister, what do you mean you don't want to make my website? you are so lazy! want more vodka?"

sunshine's apartment! we miss you in new york!

cab schwined by.

we do burgers regularly. i'm so butch that way.

chicken wings burn!

peter is kind of baldwin.

where do these hotties come from? dressed to kill. yum.

this old white suede shoes.

"talk to the hand!"

i break for dogs.

what? you don't wear canary diamond while eating hot wings?

poodles are kind of scary.

"lets make out!" "noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

i break for cutest puppies! "ah so, i'm an asian pup!"

i didn't get the memo....straw hat day.

"hmm.... i wonder when hanuk will pass out tonight."

you go ride that bicycletta shannon!

like your friends don't do this when you see a vespa?

limber chic!

spiderman is that chu?

"no, i'm so not inviting hanuk to our wedding."

hotness central.

you go joey!

see, i didn't get the hat memo!

yeah yeah, jack's kind of baldwin too.

bekaws he's so hot! get it... kaws? so cute!

i knew it! he got the rice fever. maybe if i grow my hair and put some chanel number 5? maybe?

who are you? send me a message please.

who are you? send me a message please.

dude jazz fingers!


you had to have beard to get in.

robbin williams is that chu? you have to read sam's to get "is that chu" joke. it's hilarious!

"smell my finger! rad!"

things i get away with pretend (?) to be a drunk asian tourist.... gasp! eyes!