halloween in lower east side, financial district and meat packing.
adam goldstein lives!
dj pontiac bitches!
keep your hot husbands away from me! please restrain myself from being a homo wrecker again!
"hold onto your martini glass tight! hanuk will snatch it and suck down in 2 seconds flat!"
he's making sure i don't die of excitement. "can you feel my heart beat for the very first time... like a born again virgin. i'm horny."
"yeah, they are 100% real like hanuk's tits. you can feel one up for a dollar. both girls for dollar fifty."
"oh no, i thought we cut him off at 7 martinis, eh!"
"suck and blow is a game!"
farrah is feeling it!
"oh hanuk, not in front of this hot man!"
"driver stop! $5.99 special at popeye's!!!"
when did my milk farmer become a vampire mime? i remember good old days when we did shots. hey, maybe he was trying to get me drunk. do me?
magical thundering kiss?
"like is that bad wolf trying to eat like riding hood?"
"seriously? this fashion wolf outfit is straight from prada during fashion's night out, right?"
were you at slater's solo at guggenheim in '05? i think we might have made out in paris in the 90's. did we?
hold up! is he making fun of my eyes? they are open!
i was sort of wet for the farmer hat.
i think i have that exact pink nighty!
flasher dude... do me!
i'm sort of scared right now.
ben, don't pretend you don't like it! it just makes me want to kiss you more.
it's like those twins in shining! so scary! i peed scared! p.s. no animals were hurt or eaten during this halloween except kittens.
i like red heads. they are the rarest... try finding one that is gay is like impossible to find like unicorns.
"exercise you fat queen! sweat with me! look at anna and karl... skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiny!"
i remember we always had fun at the beatrice.
"i caught a tennis player!"
what? we have exact same clip on bow ties? lets make out in our bow ties together!
"bitch, i'm the mary! i'm leading!" hot!
"this meal is mine!"
"maybe if i close my eyes hanuk won't see me. please don't come over and kiss me again and again and again."
"imagine he's someone hot like shi pei pu, the spy who loved me."
oh come on! jorge is totally wet right now.
"anna run! that pink hair lesbian is in peta!"
that stocky jersey dude is like my dream come true!!!!!!!!!!!
"me for president!"
i'm like 87% sure hottie's jordan.
the face and lanvin!
i swear i was taking picture of those two hotties!
vanessa's mom's the best!
wait, is stephanie jem and the hologram? and cutey mouse!
"is this boom boom room?"
i died and gone to heaven this halloween. marry me colonel sanders topper! happy halloween!