Saturday, October 31, 2009

10.31.09: halloween

halloween in lower east side, financial district and meat packing.

adam goldstein lives!

andy hilfiger?

dj pontiac bitches!

keep your hot husbands away from me! please restrain myself from being a homo wrecker again!

"hold onto your martini glass tight! hanuk will snatch it and suck down in 2 seconds flat!"

he's making sure i don't die of excitement. "can you feel my heart beat for the very first time... like a born again virgin. i'm horny."

"yeah, they are 100% real like hanuk's tits. you can feel one up for a dollar. both girls for dollar fifty."

"oh no, i thought we cut him off at 7 martinis, eh!"

"suck and blow is a game!"

farrah is feeling it!

"oh hanuk, not in front of this hot man!"

"driver stop! $5.99 special at popeye's!!!"

when did my milk farmer become a vampire mime? i remember good old days when we did shots. hey, maybe he was trying to get me drunk. do me?


magical thundering kiss?

"like is that bad wolf trying to eat like riding hood?"

"seriously? this fashion wolf outfit is straight from prada during fashion's night out, right?"

were you at slater's solo at guggenheim in '05? i think we might have made out in paris in the 90's. did we?

hold up! is he making fun of my eyes? they are open!

i was sort of wet for the farmer hat.

i think i have that exact pink nighty!

flasher dude... do me!

i'm sort of scared right now.

ben, don't pretend you don't like it! it just makes me want to kiss you more.

it's like those twins in shining! so scary! i peed scared! p.s. no animals were hurt or eaten during this halloween except kittens.

i like red heads. they are the rarest... try finding one that is gay is like impossible to find like unicorns.

"exercise you fat queen! sweat with me! look at anna and karl... skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiny!"

i remember we always had fun at the beatrice.

"i caught a tennis player!"

what? we have exact same clip on bow ties? lets make out in our bow ties together!

"bitch, i'm the mary! i'm leading!" hot!

"this meal is mine!"

"maybe if i close my eyes hanuk won't see me. please don't come over and kiss me again and again and again."

"imagine he's someone hot like shi pei pu, the spy who loved me."

oh come on! jorge is totally wet right now.

"anna run! that pink hair lesbian is in peta!"

that stocky jersey dude is like my dream come true!!!!!!!!!!!

"me for president!"

i'm like 87% sure hottie's jordan.

the face and lanvin!

i swear i was taking picture of those two hotties!

vanessa's mom's the best!

wait, is stephanie jem and the hologram? and cutey mouse!

"is this boom boom room?"

i died and gone to heaven this halloween. marry me colonel sanders topper! happy halloween!

Thursday, October 29, 2009

10.29.09: surprise birthday party for alexander

surprise! happy birthday mr. werz, sexy moustache man!

"would you like anchovies with that?" "lots please, just like every other thursdays i am not planning on kissing anyone. born again virgins, unite!!!"

"don't you just love tristan?" "save me!"

treena's voice dub is so major!

cool people still smoke.

happy birthday mr. werz!

"oh my god! who invited hanuk here! hide the vodka! hide the vodka, cold medicine, even perfumes!"

"see, he didn't get the memo either! it was wear grey day."

skippy and erin... the hottest hosts. they were so smoking hot, i got a sunburn.

"le bouton!" "il prend le metro?" :)

"shh... i hid the best polish vodka in here just for you! who loves you."

his chic shirt was monogrammed "bah." go figure, all night long i walked around saying "bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." thank god i'm pretty.

"dude, you are pretty.... pretty drunk! oh snap!" (simon says, "marry me!")

see, bow tie works every time. we looked good in them clip ons! strap ons? the latter sounds kinky.

i made him laugh one summer with my music choice of main theme from the elephant man.

"who are these gays in my house? don't pet me, i'm playing dead. meow."

and he blew so gracefully.

cutie pies!

see, hot people in grey! like popular kids in high school, they didn't give me the memo. i wore purple.

is this "yentl" or "boys don't cry"?

skippy is showing me how to tie my big tits down on alexander.

"but hanuk, you still have to tie a bow on the top, so guys will know that you are a pretty girl inside."

"your purple sweater is making me faint! obviously you didn't get the grey memo."

"hmm... let me think who didn't get the memo." (this was hilarious.)

"yup, there she goes again." i went tits up! happy birthday mr. werz, sexy moustache man!