my date and i laughed so much we almost rocket sharted souen.
my date was extra pretty today because she went to the gym. eww she got dirty panties in her bag. the smell will clear your sinus; more pungent than in a porta potty at grateful dead concert.
"date, do i look like totally baldwin in my new steven alan shirt?" (check supermodel damien out on http://www.stevenalan.com/journal/?p=289)
oh no, she's getting creative! don't shart in this direction! not on my face! spicy!
"date, look at me! look at me! i'm that betty from 'la dolce vita' 'marcello! marcello!'"