"best crack bar nuts? there's an app for that."
my date and i are brave. bar nuts at the magician is like crack covered strawberries dipped in chocolate brushed with ecstasy. ooh, gas!
"date, i got gas. where can i fart in the city in comfort? omg, they have app for that!"
"the pressure! i can't handle it anymore! why beano no work no more!?"
where's waldo/hot dude at schiller's now? for stalkers, there's an app for that too!
"date, when i see a pole, i remember dancing with drew barrymore at baby doll lounge on white street to make a buck or two. or got paid in bar nuts. good times."
"i'm so happy! it's a pole!"
"i just farted. lets light this bitch on fire! youtube it!"