john niels ortved's "the simpsons: an uncensored, unauthorized history."

"sweetie! clutches! i'm a fashion victim!"
"sex is now?" wha what?
my date made me stalk him. i'm not that kind of girl.
who are you? send me a message please.
who knew! half jew writes! order one from amazon!
delicious at peasants. wait, did they move street level?
"oh my gawd! ohhhhhhhh! a writer?"
"bitch, i know you ain't taking my picture! just because he's with an asian betty doesn't mean he's a rice queen!"
chairman meow! very dapper!
so delicious, pasta with urchin.
i don't even remember what's in this. to quote a world famous stylist, "i die."
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